"Why did the gentleman always plan his dates weeks ahead? Because he believed in the old saying: 'Romance is like fine wine - it's best when it's been properly scheduled and aged!'"
My calendar tends to fill up quickly, so it's advisable to schedule your dates with me in advance. In the calendar legend, green indicates availability, red signifies unavailability, and yellow indicates availability for Fly Me To You (FMTY) arrangements.
"Same-day bookings are an option for long-time friends or in the event of a cancellation. Please note that I generally prefer to meet with gentlemen aged 40 and above."